MR. HARDWARE MAN - A Collection of 18 Hilarious, Wild & Wacky, Funny TRUE Stories from over 30+ years of a Successful Neighborhood Hardware Store. by M.A. HARRIS (Author) A GREAT READ & A GREAT VALUE* Enjoy reading through ALL 18 Unbelievable & Absurd TRUE Stories, *with BONUS Informative Backgrounds & Funny Additions! You will get ‘Laugh Out Loud’ Laughter Back in Your Life Again! & You’ll Remember the ‘Good Times’ & Create Some NEW Ones! ALL OF THESE CRAZY, UNBELIEVABLE STORIES ARE TRUE! - Each one Actually Took Place! After all, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP !! SOMEONE WORKING WITH THE PUBLIC in a Retail Store would understandably have an Occasional Funny Story to Tell - But working in a Neighborhood Hardware Store for over 30+ years, and then writing these stories down, On & Off, for the last 24+ years, Well, that's a Proverbial 'GOLDMINE of GEMS ' ! YOU’LL DISCOVER: · WHY the book was Retitled “MR. HARDWARE MAN ” · Chapter 1 - “GROWING SEEDS” versus “GARDEN SEEDS” · Chapter 2 - What You can do with ‘Extra’ Nails You Don’t Need · Chapter 5 - THE ‘GUARANTEED’ WAY to Kill Your Unwanted PESTS · Chapter 13 - Why would a Leather Trench Coat be Cause for Alarm · Chapter 16 - Who said & WHY: “GIMME GIMME - GOTTA GO!” · Chapter 17 - NOT Your Average MORNING RUN · Chapter 18 - WHO called the author “Mr. Hardware Man " & WHY , & WHERE this Extremely Unlikely Situation took place!! (Hint: It Wasn’t in the Hardware Store). YOU’LL ALSO LEARN in the BONUS ‘BACKGROUNDS & ADDITIONS’: · Chapter 20 -“CHAMP” – Smarter than Most People · Chapter 21 - Halloween Bananas; A ‘Special’ Shop Class Teacher · Chapter 23 - Locations, ‘Study in Contrasts’, and the R&R Hall of Fame · Chapter 25 - Cleveland Sports Teams: Browns, Guardians (Indians), Cavaliers, & more - Little-Known Facts, Desperations & Triumphs · Chapter 26 – “FORM FOLLOWS FUNCTION” - this Architectural Concept is a ‘Lesson for LIFE’! · Chapter 27 - The 1st 4 Hardware Businesses · Chapter 28 - The 5th & Final Hardware Business – A New Beginning Chapter 29 - Music - Where would we all be without GREAT Music? · ‘IN THE WORKS’- Future Books from the Mind of M.A. Harris WOULD YOU LIKE MORE LAUGHTER IN YOUR LIFE? DO YOU WAN EAR-to-EAR SMILES & CHUCKLES? If YOU DO, then BUY THIS BOOK NOW!