Brooding, self-loathing Tom Cartwright is a modestly successful ghostwriter whose ability to spell correctly and meet his deadlines has landed him the job of writing the autobiography of the wildly popular soap-opera star Georgina Nye. His imbibing, chain-smoking agent is swooning, and his offbeat, sweetly supportive live-in girlfriend of five years, Sara, is ecstatic—new carpets! Yet even as he feverishly pens (read: mostly makes up) Georgina’s “straight-from-the-heart” life story (he’s thinking maybe a thoughtful, feminist angle), he is lusting for Georgina herself. Soon Tom—poor, misguided, painfully careening Tom—thinks he can have it all: a woman at home who loves him, and a hot, panting affair with a television diva. With a little planning, can it really be so hard? In this clever, rollicking tale of sexual misadventures and the modern man, Mil Millington hilariously explores the sometimes foolish choices mere mortals can make when that certain chemistry forces us to think not with our heads or our hearts but with . . . well, things that usually lead us straight into serious trouble. Millington's second novel is based on a typical male fantasy. Tom Cartwright is a ghostwriter, and his latest assignment is to write the "autobiography" of Georgina Nye, a beautiful Scottish television actress. Sara, his sweet, devoted girlfriend, is initially enthusiastic about Tom's latest project, since she is a fan of Georgina's show, The Firth . Tom's first meetings with Georgina go smoothly, as he tries to turn her rather average life into an exciting tale; then, when Georgina kisses him, Tom gives into her advances. Their chemistry is undeniable, and Tom finds himself risking his relationship with Sara, whom he still loves, for the passion he shares with Georgina. But when Tom has to face the consequences of his affair, he finds he is not as equipped to deal with them as he thought. With its many laugh-out-loud moments, some of them based on hilarious slapstick situations, and others from divine commentary, Millington's novel is a charming and funny read. Kristine Huntley Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved “A brilliant look at instant love—does it all boil down to a release of chemicals in the brain that can’t be denied, or is it to do with having a rampant sex drive?” — Marie Claire “Sparklingly funny . . . This is laugh-out-loud rollercoaster of a book written with style.” —Sunday Mirror Brooding, self-loathing Tom Cartwright is a modestly successful ghostwriter whose ability to spell correctly and meet his deadlines has landed him the job of writing the autobiography of the wildly popular soap-opera star Georgina Nye. His imbibing, chain-smoking agent is swooning, and his offbeat, sweetly supportive live-in girlfriend of five years, Sara, is ecstatic new carpets! Yet even as he feverishly pens (read: mostly makes up) Georgina s straight-from-the-heart life story (he s thinking maybe a thoughtful, feminist angle), he is lusting for Georgina herself. Soon Tom poor, misguided, painfully careening Tom thinks he can have it all: a woman at home who loves him, and a hot, panting affair with a television diva. With a little planning, can it really be so hard? In this clever, rollicking tale of sexual misadventures and the modern man, Mil Millington hilariously explores the sometimes foolish choices mere mortals can make when that certain chemistry forces us to think not with our heads or our hearts but with . . . well, things that usually lead us straight into serious trouble. Brooding, self-loathing Tom Cartwright is a modestly successful ghostwriter whose ability to spell correctly "and meet his deadlines has landed him the job of writing the autobiography of the wildly popular soap-opera star Georgina Nye. His imbibing, chain-smoking agent is swooning, and his offbeat, sweetly supportive live-in girlfriend of five years, Sara, is ecstatic--new carpets! Yet even as he feverishly pens (read: mostly makes up) Georgina's "straight-from-the-heart" life story (he's thinking maybe a thoughtful, feminist angle), he is lusting for Georgina herself. Soon Tom--poor, misguided, painfully careening Tom--thinks he can have it all: a woman at home who loves him, "and a hot, panting affair with a television diva. With a little planning, can it "really be so hard? In this clever, rollicking tale of sexual misadventures and the modern man, Mil Millington hilariously explores the sometimes foolish choices mere mortals can make when that certain chemistry forces us to think not with our heads or our hearts but with . . . well, things that usually lead us straight into serious trouble. Mil Millington has written for various magazines, radio, and The Guardian (he also had a weekly column in the Guardian Weekend magazine). His website has achieved cult status, and he is also a cofounder and cowriter of the online magazine The Weekly . He lives in England's West Midlands with hi