Not every Christmas sparkles. Some holidays hide in the shadows. When an ogre family discovers their son may be consorting with Santa’s elves, the household falls into chaos. Outrage, disbelief, and a cupboard full of startled potatoes are only the beginning. In A Very Grumpy Christmas , ancient grudges, peculiar magic, and a family of ogres collide in a holiday tale unlike any other. Mischief brews in every corner, secrets refuse to stay buried, and the line between “naughty” and “nice” grows deliciously crooked. This is Christmas for the misfits, for readers who know the season is about more than cheer, and that even the grumpiest among us may have a part to play. Perfect for ages 8–12, teachers, families, and anyone who enjoys curious Christmas tales with a twist of gothic wonder. Fans of Roald Dahl, Lemony Snicket, and Dr. Seuss’s Grinch will delight in this peculiar holiday story.