How much time have you got left when you're born into an existence like Bob Johnson's? Three paragraphs, maybe less? Does it matter? Would anybody read those three paragraphs anyway? And if you happened to be that self-same Bob Johnson, would you care? A novel of infinitely tiny possibilities in a too big (for Bob Johnson) universe from the author of The History of Luminous Motion , The Millennial's Guide to Death: Stories , Dazzle Resplendent: Adventures of a Misanthropic Dog , and Reading Great Books in the Bathtub: Essays and Reviews 2005 – 2021 . Oh, and this one, this Bob Johnson thing, whatever this is. It's definitely something. Three paragraphs of one thing or another, speaking of which... Here's the third paragraph. You've been warned.