365 Days of Thriving After Divorce: Daily Divorce Affirmations for the Newly Single and Slightly Bitter Welcome to your post-divorce recovery plan – the sarcastic, wine-fueled, no-BS kind. 365 Days of Thriving After Divorce delivers daily doses of unfiltered affirmations for the newly single, the slightly bitter, and the chronically over-it. If you're tired of sappy breakup books that tell you to “love yourself” while you’re still blocking your ex on social media, this is your healing handbook. Discover the beauty of not settling ever again. Each page in this brutally honest guide offers a bite-sized affirmation full of sass, spite, and self-respect. From celebrating your first solo pizza night to surviving another text from your ex without a felony, this book reminds you that you’re not just surviving— you’re thriving (with a side of petty) . Highlights include: Emotional Support with a Side of Spite – Encouragement like “You didn’t text your ex today – heroic,” and “You don’t need closure, you need cake” meet you in the emotional trenches with sarcasm and support. Bitterness, But Make It Empowering – Follow a full year of themes that range from post-breakup chaos and custody exchanges to solo travel wins and unapologetic self-indulgence. There’s something cathartic for every stage of the healing process—especially the wine-and-burn-it-all one. Relatable Recovery – These affirmations don’t pretend healing is linear or pretty. (Spoiler: it’s not.) But they do validate your desire to throw out your ex’s crap, ghost weird dating app guys, and sleep diagonally in your bed like the queen/king you are. Snarky, Savage, and Surprisingly Soothing – Whether you’re crying into takeout or proudly updating your Hinge profile, this book offers a laugh, a little closure, and the occasional fantasy about your ex stepping in gum forever. No Therapist? No Problem. – Think of this as your emotional support calendar. Unlike self-help books that tell you to manifest abundance, this one helps you celebrate small wins—like surviving a full week without rage-texting. Growth. The Gift of Petty Empowerment. Know someone who’s mid-divorce, post-divorce, or just chronically done? 365 Days of Thriving After Divorce makes the perfect gag gift, breakup gift, or “I saw this and thought of your ex” gift. Wrap it in glitter paper for maximum shade. Ideal for friends, coworkers, single parents, and anyone who’s ever muttered “never again.” Reclaim your peace, your playlist, and your half of the damn closet. With this book, you’ll laugh, rage, heal, and occasionally fantasize about sending your ex a copy “by accident.” Because nothing says closure like a daily affirmation that starts with “f*** that.” If this book made you laugh, wince, or feel seen, do us a favor and leave a review. It’s cheaper than therapy—and almost as satisfying as blocking your ex’s number.