What follows may seem as much a piece of pure fiction inspired by modern day folk tales as Bram Stoker’s novel Dracula itself. In fact, the format, content and even the language is based on a breathtakingly long and absurdly intense series of actual FBI files. All of the real-life Hollywood celebrities mentioned by name in this piece actually do show up in the actual FBI files. While the specific events and dialogue attributed to these people may or may not have occurred in the context described here, those events are at all based on historical activities described by FBI agents and undercover informants in the real life files actually known as COMMUNIST INFILTRATION OF THE MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY (COMPIC).