Other kids are learning to finger-paint. Yours is learning the difference between haute couture and Chanel. Forget "A is for Apple." In this house, "A" is for Armani, obviously. The ABCs of Fashion is the essential style primer for the next generation of tastemakers. This lavishly illustrated alphabet book is designed for discerning parents who understand that a solid education starts with a solid aesthetic. Why settle for barnyard animals when you can teach your progeny about Balenciaga? This Style Primer Features: - 26 High-Fashion Lessons: From Avant-Garde to Zeitgeist, we provide a foundational fashion vocabulary that will put them miles ahead of their playgroup peers. - Minimalist Aesthetic Design: Featuring chic, monochromatic illustrations that will perfectly complement your meticulously designed, neutral-toned nursery. - Actually Educational: Amidst the satire, your little one will genuinely learn their ABCs. We just added a necessary layer of unnecessary sophistication. - Parent Notes: Includes phonetic pronunciations (it’s Gaultier, darling) and witty asides written just for you. Because someone has to be in on the joke. Inside This Compendium of Couture: - A is for Armani , the architect of understated elegance. - C is for Chanel , because every toddler needs a "Little Black Onesie." - G is for Givenchy , a name as fun to say as it is to wear. - V is for Vogue , the only reading material that matters. - Z is for Zeitgeist , the spirit of the times. You’re soaking in it. The Perfect Gift For: - Parents who dress their child better than they dress themselves. - Baby showers in SoHo, Silver Lake, or any other hype-adjacent neighborhood. - Fashion industry professionals with a new baby (and a sense of humor). - Aunts and uncles who want to secure their status as the "cool" relative. - Anyone who understands that "athleisure" is a lifestyle, not a choice. - Your friend who insists her toddler’s limited-edition sneakers are an "investment." What Tasteful Parents Are Saying: "Aria refused her organic puree because it 'clashed with her bib.' She’s 2." - Chloë, Los Angeles "He called another kid's light-up sneakers 'pedestrian.' He's 3." - Sebastian, New York "She now critiques my outfits every morning. I’ve created a monster. 5 stars." - Harper, London Warning: May cause an encyclopedic knowledge of designers, a sudden demand for cashmere onesies, a refusal to wear primary colors, and early-onset side-eye. But don't worry, they'll learn the alphabet, too. We promise. Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series. @poshtotspress