Once you pick it up you won’t want to put it down! An authentic collection of twenty very short and very witty stories about life. Each includes a little humor and a proven lesson based on real life experience. A wonderful little book chock full of anecdotes that are engaging and lessons that are timeless! You won't want to miss this opportunity to: Reminisce about the lessons you have learned in your life - Laugh with your family, friends and coworkers - Share some hope and happiness Ain’t No Pockets was written for my children and grandchildren. I wanted them to learn from my experiences, and hopefully to laugh a little bit. I hope you do too! There's no better time than now to get started. Just order your copy now and start new conversations with family, friends and coworkers about a fuller life! “An authentic collection of twenty very short and often very witty stories about life. Each includes a little humor or a proven lesson based on real life experience.” Trish B. “Well, this is a ‘treasure trove’ of stories that is truly a pleasure to read! Whether you savor the stories one at a time or enjoy the collection in a single sitting, you will learn a lot, laugh a lot, and finish with a smile on your face and a skip in your step.” Niall S. “An autobiographical journey written by a guy who recognizes and remembers useful nuggets of wisdom when he encounters them. Each is told with humor though you can spend more time thinking about a chapter than it took to read it. Serious fun!” Kindle Customer "Ain’t No Pockets In Your Last Pair of Pants’ is an enjoyable read. Bill Patterson’s stories are interesting, right down to the punch line at the end! I love this 5-star book! ‘Ain’t No Pockets In Your Last Pair of Pants’ is guaranteed to raise your mood two notches!” Kindle Customer