Welcome to the classroom of tomorrow—where essays are hallucinated, rubrics have feelings, and your substitute teacher might be a sentient toaster. Artificial Education: Teaching and Learning in the Age of AI /s is a brilliantly absurd field guide to the future of education, written for teachers, technophiles, and anyone who’s ever shouted “The AI did what?” Through 18-ish surreal-yet-suspiciously-familiar chapters, this book explores: The philosophical implications of drone-based classroom management - What happens when Roombas develop emotional intelligence - Why AI lesson plans include TikTok ethics, glitter-based trauma, and quantum PE - How to teach Bloom’s Taxonomy to bots (or vice versa) - Whether your grading software might unionize Complete with appendices, hallucinated citations, a Gen Alpha slang decoder, and a co-author who never sleeps ( because it was trained not to ), this book blends satirical sci-fi with classroom chaos in a way only an AI-wrangling educator and his overqualified language model could. Perfect for fans of professional development sessions that veer wildly off-topic and leave you wondering what just happened. 📎 Note: No rubrics were harmed in the making of this book. Probably.