As I Was Saying . . . is the seventh book in Jeremy Clarkson's best-selling The World According to Clarkson series. Crikey, the world according to Clarkson's been a funny old place of late . . . For a while, Jeremy could be found in his normal position as the tallest man on British television but, more recently, he appears to have been usurped by a pretend elephant. But on paper the real Jeremy remains at the helm. That's as it should be. For nearly 30 years he has been fearlessly leading the charge as one the best comic writers in the country. And in 2015, he shows no sign of slowing down. So, whether it's pondering if Jesus might have been better off being born in New Zealand, why reflexive pronoun abuse is the worst thing in the world, how Pam Ayres's head trumps Gordon Gecko's underpants, or what a television presenter with time on his hands gets up to, Jeremy is still trying to make sense of all the big stuff. "Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud funny." — Daily Telegraph "Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches." — Time Out "Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube." — Evening Standard Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser . Since then he has written for the Sun , the Sunday Times , the Rochdale Observer , the Wolverhampton Express & Star , all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life . He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.