Front Message: You're so old… Inside Verse: …your social security number is 1! …you took your driving test on a dinosaur! …“getting lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot! …you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick! …your back goes out more than you do! …even your birthday suit needs ironing! …you remember when rainbows only came in black and white! …the candles cost more than the cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Card Size: 4.75x6.7 inches Includes: 1 card / 1 orange envelope Special Features: Recycled Paper The interior of this Avanti Press birthday card design reads: …your social security number is 1! …you took your driving test on a dinosaur! …“getting lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot! …you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick! …your back goes out more than you do! …even your birthday suit needs ironing! …you remember when rainbows only came in black and white! …the candles cost more than the cake! HAPPY BIRTHDAY. The card measures 4.75x6.7 inches and is printed on recycled heavy cardstock. Includes 1 card and 1 envelope. The card has the following special features: recycled paper. Made in the USA. Printed on FSC certified recycled paper.