Which dog always wins the race? The one with the comfortable lead! How do angry people tie their shoes? With a crossbow! What's big, purple and smells horrible? A monster's bottom! What's the best way to buy wallpaper online? Just cut and paste! Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series. It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around! Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes! PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!