I pissed off a girl. I start getting text messages from hundreds of men asking for sex. The girl I pissed off apparently placed my number on a prostitution website, Backpage. I decided to text them mean, funny and ridiculous messages, but the men keep coming back as they text more and more. John Saunders, New South Wales, Australia My pal told me about the first one, and although it is quite choppy, I never laughed harder at anything in my life. This second part is much easier to read and I really would invest every penny i have into saying this is a n all-time classic and masterpiece. Rhiney Santone, Western Sydney, AUS Just simply amazing work by Mr. Person. Absolutely hilarious and a must read for men and women 16-70years old.ABSOLUTELY THE FUNNIEST BOOK OF ALL-TIMEp.s. saw you at the book signing in Annapolis. We had a smoke and you are a great guy. Gary Brinks, Hannarray, UK Just a dirty, rotten scumbag for doing that. It is sick, disturbing freshman jokes, and I feel bad for those guys he exposed. He will get his face punched for producing this crap publicly. I got through it without laughing........ AND THEN I LAUGHED SO LOUD THAT IT HURT......THIS BOOK STAYS WITH YOU FOR A LONG TIME AFTER........STUPID GOOFY BASTAD!!! Jessica Tidwell, Manchester, UK I did not understand what the hell was going on. The content starts rolling and nobody knows what the flip is happening.A friggin shake of a balmy roller coaster ensues and before you know it, ALL GUYS LOSE CREDIBILITY AND I FOUND MYSELF ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WHILE CALLING MY GALS TO READ THIS.BRILLIANT AUTHOR..... DISTURBED BUT BRILLIANT .......ECHOES OF A TIME WHEN HUMOR WAS FUNNY AND DEREK PERSON HAS BROUGHT IT BACK.CHEERS Bud X, Hannover, Germany so now you are selling out every guy and making a profit from it. Not sure how you can live with that and if you ever cross my path, it will be a scornful meeting for ya.... This magical interlude came about by accident at a very low time in my life.  I was actually living in a camper in the middle of the woods, and I pawned my computer for some peanut butter, Red Bull and bread rations for the week.When the men would not stop messaging me, all I had to my name was my personality and sense of humor.When I read the same texts I sent and laughed out loud OVER and OVER, (and I never laugh at anything), damnit I KNEW I HAD AN F-ING WINNNER!!!!!!!!!!Hate it and I do not give a damn.  Love it and feel free to contact me to rain accolades as much as you want.THIS BOOK HAS PROVIDED ME WITH  THREE YEARS OF SALARY IN ONE MONTH, SO SUCK IT.P.S. EVERY 2  BOOKS BOUGHT SENDS ONE TO OUR TROOPS. After being released from an inner city jail because he could not make bail for 5 long months, Derek Person had absolutely nothing and no one. Sure, his simple crime was a mistake, but lessons were learned the hard way, and Mr. Person is grateful for every second of his life.He worked for a few dollars an hour and room and board, but every second he knew that his sense of humor would bring him fame and fortune.Well, when times were so difficult that he slept in an abandoned cottage in freezing weather without even a cigarette to his name, the book came to him in the form of desperate men who would do anything to get laid.Mr. Person capitalized on this and propelled himself to the Top 10 author list, and the Bestseller List on Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, and Ebay.Derek realized that if his friends did not stick with him, then nothing would have been accomplished.EVERY TWO BOOKS SOLD GOES ONE TO OUR TROOPS. When times get bad and you need a friend... They may not be willing to hangout again.... xxxx When everything blows and life is a mess.... The friends that stay, must know you the best.... xxxx Now you are on top...... and Remember the ones... xxxx That hung in there with you.... Now show them some fun..... xxxx On strippers...On hookers....On women of lust..... To suck off and blow......those few men you trust.... xxxxxxxx-Derek Person 5.31.2017 "Immediate Masterpiece" Derek Person is an absolute jackass who has never laughed out loud at anything in his life, somehow.  Sure, he gave fake laughs to humor people, but nothing has brought him to his knees laughing before this.He would read the men's texts over and over, and simply laugh until he cried, even on the 100th read of them.Mr. Person personally guarantees you will laugh out loud, or he will Paypal you $100. ....just because he can do that now.