Given a relatively level playing field -- i.e., water deep enough so that a shark could maneuver proficiently but shallow enough so that a bear could stand and operate with its characteristic dexterity -- who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? In this fiercely funny, razor-sharp satire of our media-saturated culture, the sovereign nation of Las Vegas is host to Bear v. Shark II. After a disappointing loss in the first computer-generated match-up, the bear is out for blood. With an essay entitled "Bear v. Shark: A Reason to Live," young Curtis Norman wins a national contest and four tickets to the sold-out event. As the Normans head cross-country in their SUV, they encounter a dizzying barrage of voices weighing in on the upcoming spectacle -- everyone from the Freudians, theologians, pundits, and self-published authors on the radio to the bear and shark fanatics, cultists, and resisters at pit stops along the way. Overwhelmed by factoids and ten-second debates, Mr. Norman grows ambivalent about the impending event and the family with whom he can't seem to connect. Still, the Normans push on to Vegas, toward an apocalyptic, surprisingly emotional ending. The New York Times Book Review A roundhouse swing at pop culture and its slavish devotion to spectacle. Mark Rozzo Los Angeles Times Bedazzling and bewildering...as jarring and addictive as cruising through a hundred channels of cable with the remote on autopilot. Carmela Ciuraru Newsday Bachelder's mind is...imaginative, playful, and relentlessly agile. Panio Gianopoulos The Hartford Courant Bear v. Shark is great fun, and heralds the arrival of a gifted satirist, that nearly extinct breed of American writer. Chris Bachelder received his MFA from the University of Florida in 2002 and is currently a visiting writer at New Mexico State University. Bear v. Shark is his first novel. Chapter 1: Parlor Game So it's kind of like a parlor game, then? In essence? I guess so. Well that sounds fun. Bear against Shark. It's Bear v. Shark. What's a parlor? Oh...You know, a parlor. A parlour. ...? Um, like a salon. What? A lounge, essentially. A lounge game? Well, you know, it's like where you play it. What's a parlor? Like a living room. Technically. Parlor? Yes. In a building? In a home. How big a TV you put in there? Copyright © 2001 by Chris Bachelder Used Book in Good Condition