Bullets, Bathrooms & Bad Guys . Memoirs From My Time In An Iraqi Prison. When a person thinks of soldiers fighting a war, they don’t often think of military attorneys, called JAGs, being part of the deployment. This personal story is one of smiles, laughter, tears, and fears that gives the reader a perspective of an Air Force attorney’s time in an infamous Iraqi prison facing almost daily mortars and attacks, while deciding which Iraqi prisoners would be prosecuted. The theme of the journal and adventure itself is how to keep a smile and positive attitude in a difficult situation. The story also includes an insight into his deployment to Afghanistan that involved more prisoners. There are humorous parts, sad parts, and great stories about bullets, bathrooms, and bad guys.