For the Witty, the Wordy, and the Wildly Distractible. Are you nobly bored? Confused by your crown? Accidentally declared war on the neighbor’s gnome again? Then worry not — your royal brain workout has arrived . Presenting 60 gloriously quirky crossword puzzles crafted for the cleverly restless — perfect for dukes of distraction, earls of entertainment, and monarchs of mild procrastination. Whether you’re dodging dishes, escaping screen time, or hiding from that “quick” DIY project that’s lasted four weekends, this book offers a glorious escape into a kingdom of clues, puns, and pure puzzly pleasure. Inside This Regal Riddle-Fest: Clues both brilliant and bonkers – From Shakespearean sass to royal mishaps, you’ll face riddles ranging from delightfully doable to “Wait, did they just pun on ‘scepter’?” - Wordplay fit for a court jester – Expect groans, giggles, and glorious ‘aha’ moments. - Crosswords that gently mock your confidence – “This one looks easy”... you said, five cups of tea ago. - Brain flexing without sweating – Unless you count the silent panic during that one infuriating clue about medieval weaponry. - A distraction that feels productive – Unlike alphabetizing the spice rack again. Why Choose Crown & Confusion ? It’s the perfect royal retreat for minds that need sharpening, soothing, or simply something better to do than sort socks. - It’s compact (6x9 inches) and charmingly portable — stash it in a handbag, carriage, or under your throne cushion. - With 120 pages , it’s long enough to feel fancy, but not so long you start to question your life choices halfway through. Ideal for: Puzzle lovers with a penchant for puns and passive-aggressive trivia battles. - History buffs who dream of knighthood but fear splinters. - Reluctant royalty trying to avoid actual responsibilities. - Anyone who’s shouted, “Don’t talk to me, I’m doing a crossword!” with dramatic flair. Bonus Peril : May cause random outbursts of useless facts, royal jargon, or loud declarations like “I KNEW WHAT A YEOMAN WAS!” during otherwise calm situations. So whether you’re gifting a friend, crowning your coffee table, or cleverly avoiding cleaning out the attic (again), Crown & Confusion is your passport to a puzzle realm where history meets hilarity, and wordplay reigns supreme. No batteries. No Wi-Fi. Just you, your pencil, and 60 sovereignly silly challenges. Now go forth, brave puzzler — your kingdom of clues awaits !