CRUISING HACKS Deluxe Full Color Collectors Gift Edition 2026 Edition (NOW UPDATED TO 170+ PAGES!) Think you know cruising? Think again. “Like a stand-up comedy show at sea — with tips you’ll actually use.” “If Dave Barry and the Cruise Director had a baby, this would be it.” Once you open Cruising Hacks , you’ll never look at a cruise ship the same way again! Laugh. Learn. Cruise Smarter. Written by Captain Scotty “Sparkles” and First Mate Labrador Retriever “Senator,” this laugh-out-loud full-color guide takes you behind the scenes of modern cruising—with humor, insider tips, and secrets the crew can’t tell you out loud. Whether you’re a first-time cruiser or a Platinum-status pro, you’ll discover how to cruise smarter, save big , and soak up every ounce of fun on your next voyage. From embarkation chaos to buffet strategy, this book turns cruise confusion into smooth sailing. 🌊 What’s Inside 🧭 170+ pages of cruise wisdom, humor, and hacks - 🎨 140 vibrant illustrations that bring ship life to life - 💡 120 insider tips, tricks, and trivia nuggets - 💵 100 real-world money-saving hacks - ⚓ 50 laugh-out-loud “Deck” chapters - 🏝️ 10 outrageous “Bonus Excursions” adventures - 🧩 Crossword & word-finder puzzles - 🧺 Towel animal tutorial - 🦆 Y ellow rubber ducky cutout — your new cruise mascot! 🌴 Why You’ll Love It ✔ Perfect for cruise veterans, newbies, and armchair travelers ✔ Packed with real insider knowledge wrapped in humor ✔ Makes an unforgettable bon voyage gift or cabin surprise ✔ A must-read before any cruise — guaranteed to make you the life of the Lido Deck! So grab your flip-flops, fruity drink, and sense of humor...and sail smarter with CRUISING HACKS KBYG! 🎁 Perfect Gift f or: Cruise enthusiasts & travel lovers - Cabin-mates & Shipmates - Retirement, honeymoon, or bucket-list travelers - Anyone who loves to laugh (and hates paying full price) All aboard the Fun Ship of Knowledge — where saving money and making memories go hand-in-hand!