Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He’s richer than Blue Ivy. He’s Hugh Jackman’s butt double in the X-Men movies.As Dick soon learns, the truth is far stranger. Catsby is a “furry” who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick’s cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie Brooklynite with a brutish husband. Will Catsby’s romantic obsession cost him all nine of his lives? "A pro at parodies." -- The Associated Press on Andrew Shaffer "The literary equivalent of a good Saturday Night Live skit." -- The Hollywood Reporter on Fifty Shames of Earl Grey Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of the poetry collection "Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So is My Cat)" and, most recently, "Feel the Bern: A Bernie Sanders Mystery." Shaffer attended the Iowa Writers' Workshop and studied comedy writing at The Second City, Chicago's famed improv school. An Iowa native, Shaffer lives in Louisville, Kentucky, with his wife, novelist Tiffany Reisz. He teaches and mentors writers in person and online at Lexington's Carnegie Center for Literacy and Learning and at Louisville Literary Arts.