HILARIOUS LOVE GIFT: Tell them how much you care with zero filter. This funny “I Love You More Than a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack” candle from Cedar Crate Market gets instant laughs and unforgettable reactions at first sight. Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or just because. PREMIUM SMALL-BATCH QUALITY: Each candle is hand-poured in the USA using natural soy wax derived from American-grown soybeans. It delivers a clean, even burn with no harsh chemicals or dyes, just pure scent and steady performance. LUXURY FRAGRANCE BLEND: A fresh and balanced mix of lemon, jasmine, and rosewood fills the room with a bright, lightly floral aroma. It’s uplifting yet cozy perfect for bedrooms, living rooms, or anywhere you want a scent that’s both clean and inviting. LONG-LASTING & BEAUTIFUL: With up to 50+ hours of burn time, this thick-walled glass jar holds up beautifully through every use. The sleek clear vessel, matte black lid, and natural kraft label fit any décor from rustic farmhouse to modern minimalist. PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Great for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend with a wicked sense of humor. Makes a hit gift for Valentine’s Day, Christmas, anniversaries, or even as a white elephant or gag exchange favorite. WOMAN-OWNED, FAMILY-OPERATED BRAND: Cedar Crate Market is a small USA-based company crafting premium soy candles with witty labels and long-lasting scents. Proudly poured, labeled, and shipped with love (and sarcasm) from Minnetonka, Minnesota. Light up laughter with Cedar Crate Market’s “I Love You More Than a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack” Candle - the wildly funny way to say “I love you” without being too serious. Designed for those who appreciate humor as much as they enjoy premium home fragrances, this soy candle blends quality craftsmanship with unapologetic personality. Each candle is hand-poured in the USA using rich soy wax from locally grown soybeans for a clean, eco-friendly burn that lasts over 50 hours. The cotton wick burns evenly with a gentle, steady flame that never tunnels or smokes, while the amber-gold hue of the wax glows softly through the thick glass vessel. The fragrance profile - a vibrant mix of lemon, jasmine, and rosewood, creates an aromatic balance of fresh citrus, delicate florals, and warm wood undertones. It’s a scent that’s as bold as the label, yet surprisingly refined. Whether it’s burning on a coffee table, nightstand, or bathroom counter, it transforms any room into a space that smells fresh, bright, and a little mischievous. The kraft paper label with black lettering adds a rustic-modern touch that pairs effortlessly with farmhouse, industrial, or minimalist home décor. The matte black metal lid seals in scent when not in use and adds a polished finish. It’s both display-worthy and gift-ready straight out of the box. This candle isn’t just a novelty—it’s a conversation piece. Ideal for: Romantic partners who love dark humor Gag gift exchanges or Secret Santa parties Bachelor/bachelorette celebrations Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or “just because” moments White elephant parties or adult humor gift baskets Each candle is crafted, labeled, and packaged by hand in small batches to ensure consistent scent throw and burn quality. Proudly made by Cedar Crate Market, a woman-owned, family-run business known for pairing sarcasm with soy wax perfection.