In Chicken Kong: The Giant Hen Who Ate My School , everything goes completely, ridiculously off the rails when a pet chicken eats radioactive corn and grows to skyscraper size—kicking off a chain of events involving mutant vending machines, time-traveling eggs, and a snack-fueled interdimensional conspiracy. Packed with absurd action, explosive humor, and the most heroic poultry in literary history, this wildly unpredictable adventure will leave readers laughing, gasping, and possibly craving waffles.