(*WARNING: You'll either LOVE this or HATE this (with a passion!). There's no middle-ground when it comes to this cute new chicken picture book, filled with adorably hand-illustrated, funny (& punny) chicken "facts" by best-selling artist Aurelia Nobleia. Here's why...) Chickens Are... ... perhaps the new easiest way to put a smile on your face , warmth in your heart, and tears of joy in your eyes! If you find your days packed to the brim. And overflowing. With stress, worries, fears, anxiety... Plus: Bills, bugs, boredom, and more... Then this whimsically silly , quick-read chicken picture book might be the most important thing you see all year. Here's what you'll discover inside: What you need to know before you ever raise a single chicken... if... you don't want to go bankrupt! - Truths about leadership. What cocky roosters can teach you about being a better leader. Or parent. - What to do with a chicken if you ever have a panic attack. (This will make you oh-so-comfy.) - What to do with chickens during winter time if you want to save on heating costs. - How to use chickens to escape that annoying pest, invitation, or chore that you just can't refuse. - Something you must know about chicken behavior during the holiday season. - Stuff chickens save you money on. - Stuff chickens waste you money on. - Want kids but don't have them? What you can do with your chicks instead. - What chickens ultimately evolve into. And why you need to treat them with respect ASAP. The sooner the better. - Why chickens are the best things ever for your backyard. Even better than A.I. - Why fashionistas should be doing chicken walks instead of cat walks in Paris. - Things chickens do to make you smile. And why they're so great at it. - What you must know before you ever play cards with your feathered friends. - If you ever lack poetic inspiration, or have been down with writer's block, here's how those hens can help you... - Down on your luck? Strapping for cash? How chickens can make you rich! Maybe... - The ultimate gift you can give any chicken-lover, farmer, or homesteader... or just about anyone actually! - What to do when chickens crave attention and praise! (Do this right now!) - Something you must know about chickens before you ever bring one to the vet, if you don't want to get conned... - Why you might need to give your chicken a mirror for its mental well-being... - All your chickens went missing? Well, here's what you need to know about them and where they might have gone... - How to make your chickens more intimidating than a rotweiller and pitbull combined. - Something super simple (but profound) that your chickens can do to spice up your winter holiday season decor, and have your family and friends gasping in awe! - How chickens can make your bath time way more fun. - What you need to know about chickens before you ever give them a book to read! - The single occupation that chickens around the world admire in awe - How chickens can transform your kitchen beyond belief. Whether you get this hand-illustrated chicken picture book for your lovely self... ... or as a gift for your favorite farmer, homesteader, or resident chicken lover... ... one thing's for sure... You might be shocked at how a minute or two of funny chicken 'facts' and hen happiness can make you and your loved ones feel: " Flap those feathers and grab your copy today! Peck that BUY NOW button before it grows wings and escapes the coop! Let the clucking good times begin! "