This isn’t a war story. It’s an Army story. The day-to-day, enlisted reality most books skip: the boredom, the sleep deprivation, the dumb rules, the make-work, the questionable leadership decisions… and the friendships that somehow make it all worth it. Chronicles of the Sober Few is a darkly funny, brutally honest memoir from a former 173rd Airborne sergeant stuck overseas during COVID with a bunch of barely-functional paratroopers—trying to survive Army leadership, wild boars, and each other . No PR filter. No polished “hero” speeches. No made-up drama. The Army already provides enough material. You’ll get: The unseen side of military life (the dumb parts, the funny parts, the human parts) - Barracks-grade humor and real “grunt” talk - Endless routines, boredom, and the ridiculous stuff soldiers do to stay sane - Travel, training, and stories that hit harder because they’re not dressed up - Bonds built in the dirt that last a lifetime - The kind of chaos you can’t understand until you’ve lived it Content warning: This is the uncensored version of enlisted life—dark humor, strong language, and zero sanitizing. If you’ve ever worn the uniform—or you’ve ever wondered what actually happens behind the curtain— start with the sample and you’ll know in two pages whether this is your kind of book.