Crypto for Babies is a silly, tongue-in-cheek parody that pretends to explain the wild world of Bitcoin, NFTs, and blockchain to little ones — but is really written to make grown-ups laugh. Through rhyming verses and colourful baby-friendly imagery, this spoof board-book style storybook introduces: Bitcoin that doesn’t jingle in a piggy bank - Blockchains made of magical boxes that never break - Crypto wallets that live in your phone instead of your pocket - Miners solving puzzles instead of digging dirt - NFTs of monkeys and dragons that you can’t touch but cost a fortune - Rocket charts, HODLing, scams, and “to the moon!” Perfect as a gag gift for crypto fans, sceptics, or anyone who’s ever been baffled by digital coins, Crypto for Babies is a bright, playful parody that contrasts baby-simple storytelling with the absurd world of crypto investing. Whether you’re looking for a funny present for a Bitcoin enthusiast, a stocking stuffer, or just something to make your friends laugh, this parody book is a guaranteed conversation starter. Disclaimer: This is a humour/parody book for adults — not an actual financial guide for children.