Humorous Self-Deprecating design. I'm Not A Hot Mess I'm A Spicy Disaster Heifer Cow T-Shirt. Funny Heifer shirt for women, men, husband, wife, cow lovers, heifer lovers. Also a funny saying shirt for anyone who has a sense of humor Know anyone who loves sarcasm and make jokes in rapid sequence? Grab this sarcastic tshirt for yourself and friend. This farmer tshirt would be perfect gifts for christmas, party, go to the farm, gifts exchange, any occasion Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem