These almonds are for the dad who can't get through dinner without saying "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes." Small-batch roasted and lightly salted, they're the perfect snack for groan-worthy puns, awkward silences, and legendary family eye rolls. If your dad starts every road trip with "Let's rock and roll... windows down," he needs this snack. It's salty, bold, and just cheesy enough to match his signature brand of humor. Great for those moments when you laugh and hate yourself for laughing. Perfect for Father's Day, stocking stuffers, birthdays, or just because he texted you a meme you saw two days ago. The label says what you're all thinking: "Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll." It's snack time with a side of pun. These almonds are made in the USA and roasted to actually taste amazing, because while his jokes might flop, his snacks shouldn't. Pair with a "Pun and Proud" mug or a shirt that says "#DadJokeDealer" and let the cringing commence. The ultimate funny gift from daughter to dad (or son, or niece, or the dog, whatever). Wrap it up in a care package or toss it in a gift bag. He'll love it, pretend he's not crying, then tell you it "nut" to have. Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll is the roasted almond snack that finally says what the entire family's been thinking. Crafted for the guy who's got a pun for every occasion and a captive audience at every dinner table, this is the gift that brings the laughs, and actually tastes amazing.
Small-batch roasted in the USA and lightly salted for bold flavor, these almonds are more than just a funny label. They're the snack of choice for dads who think they're hilarious (they're not wrong) and kids who know better (but secretly laugh anyway). Whether he's hitting you with "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" for the thousandth time or pretending to hold the remote hostage, this snack is perfect for snack breaks between bad punchlines.
Ideal for Father's Day gifts, birthday bundles, stocking stuffers from daughters, or just because he made another pun about "nuts." Bonus points if you pair it with a dad joke coffee mug or a graphic tee that says, "This is how eye roll." Because dad jokes never die. They just get saltier.
Looking for a funny Father's Day gift from daughter, a hilarious stocking stuffer for dad, or a snack that pairs with every cringeworthy pun? Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll is perfect for fathers, stepdads, grandpas, and pun-loving weirdos who somehow raised awesome kids. Add a mug that says "Official Eye Roll Generator" or a dad joke t-shirt to seal the deal.
Small-batch roasted in the USA and lightly salted for bold flavor, these almonds are more than just a funny label. They're the snack of choice for dads who think they're hilarious (they're not wrong) and kids who know better (but secretly laugh anyway). Whether he's hitting you with "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" for the thousandth time or pretending to hold the remote hostage, this snack is perfect for snack breaks between bad punchlines.
Ideal for Father's Day gifts, birthday bundles, stocking stuffers from daughters, or just because he made another pun about "nuts." Bonus points if you pair it with a dad joke coffee mug or a graphic tee that says, "This is how eye roll." Because dad jokes never die. They just get saltier.
Looking for a funny Father's Day gift from daughter, a hilarious stocking stuffer for dad, or a snack that pairs with every cringeworthy pun? Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll is perfect for fathers, stepdads, grandpas, and pun-loving weirdos who somehow raised awesome kids. Add a mug that says "Official Eye Roll Generator" or a dad joke t-shirt to seal the deal.