Please Note The individual books included in this listing will be dispatched as per the original UK ISBN and UK edition cover image shown—are included in the Diddly Squat Series 4 Books Collection Set By Jeremy Clarkson (Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm, ‘Til The Cows Come Home, Pigs Might Fly & Home to Roost): 📚 Books in This Collection: Diddly Squat: A Year On The Farm ‘Til The Cows Come Home Pigs Might Fly Home to Roost Diddly Squat : A Year on the Farm: Welcome to Clarkson's farm.It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero. Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home: Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.Yet farming continues to be a challenge.For instance . . .· Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship? Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly: After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming: whatever you hope will happen, won't.Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy's plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa Diddly Squat: Home to Roost: It's been another memorable year on Diddly Squat Farm - will the chickens finally come home to roost? Welcome back to Clarkson’s Farm . . .Where the spring barley crop has failed. Just like the oil seed rape. And the oats turned the colour of a hearing aid. The mushrooms went mouldy. While the sheep, pigs and cows cost more than they earned.