Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm, featuring gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson. “Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson’s Farm will enjoy this companion.” — Irish Times Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and best-laid plans gone awry—Jeremy Clarkson’s farm truly is the gift that keeps on giving. As one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn’t believe Jeremy could really be that incompetent. Never one to be discouraged, our hero decides to channel his entrepreneurial flair into a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, The Farmer’s Dog opens its doors. All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling—the perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the toilets packing up and the electricity running out, of course. As the Cotswolds’ newest publican quickly learns, there’s a lot more to running a pub than pulling pints. Luckily, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to help him muddle through—especially now that his doctor has advised him to become a “vegetablist.” *Along with the rest of China, apparently. Praise for Clarkson’s Farm “The best thing Clarkson’s done... It pains me to say this.” — The Guardian “Shockingly hopeful.” — The Independent “Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likable here.” — The Telegraph “Quite lovely.” — The Times Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser . Since then he has written for the Sun , the Sunday Times , the Rochdale Observer , the Wolverhampton Express & Star , all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life . He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.