Join Paul Counelis (Uncle Salem in the punk outfit Lords of October) in this collected volume of some of his creepiest, funniest, and most terrifying fiction! WARNING: includes murder, mayhem, vampires, pagan rituals, blood, zombies, Halloween, demons, thrills, chills... and one piano. Features the first appearance of The Devil from Inside the House. “Like King’s ‘Skeleton Crew’ updated for today.” - Jeff Dolniak, Cinema Head Cheese “Wickedly fun, Counelis created a new holiday: Para-Crypto-Ween.” - Dalyn Viker, The Masked Blogster Keep repeating: It’s only a book. It’s only a book. It’s only a book...