Do you know how to make a great first impression, survive a group chat without causing chaos, and get through a meal without horrifying your table mates? If not—you’re not alone. Don’t Eat Like a Neanderthal is the ultimate survival guide for modern teens who want to master manners, boost their social skills, and walk into any room (or group chat) with confidence—without turning into a stiff, boring robot. This isn’t about which fork goes where (okay, maybe a little). It’s about learning how to be someone people actually want to sit with, talk to, text back, and invite again. From lunch tables to DMs, this book tackles real-life etiquette for real-life situations—with humor, honesty, and absolutely zero snobbery. You’ll learn: Why appearance and posture actually matter (no cape required) - How to handle digital drama like a legend - The art of apologizing—and meaning it - Table manners that won’t make your friends cringe - How to RSVP like a pro and show up like you mean it Packed with quizzes, challenges, and laugh-out-loud advice, this book doesn’t just tell you what to do—it shows you how to own it. Perfect for ages 11–16 (and anyone who’s ever been side-eyed for chewing too loud).