“This vamp aggression will not stand, man! Stoner-Gothic LEBOWSKIAN chaos in a DUDE-homage retelling of Bram Stoker’s Dracula ! Book your summer trip. Ride the weird. Bring garlic.” ~ Kates McFadden "THE definitive high school (and college) version of Dracula ." ~ Ray Thomas Baker ============================================================================================== WARNING: This is a gothic STONER novel. You may become addicted. Or bite something. Whatever. ============================================================================================== So, right. Blurb time, yo. Ok — this dude, The OTHER Dude — T.O.D., right? Todd Harker. Gets a little roasted and heads out to some gnarly castle where they’re all vibin’ on, like, a different plane, man. He's just helping this very uncool Count-dude snag some sketchy London real estate. Chill gig, right? Spooky mansion, weird vibes, spicy food, lots of sesh-time... but Count Drippy McChompface? Yeah — turns out he’s more bloodsucking naked creepula than classy euro-aristo. (That sure seems familiar, yo.) What follows is a full brain-taco ride through fog, fear, blood, bats, repressionistas, trephination, and a screaming nihilist. Your basic Tuesday. Not a chill outing, man. This isn’t just a book — it’s a vibe. Heavy on the spooky, light on the plot. Crypt-ic, dude. So yeah — go do the thing. Ghost, coast, and toast. From parody master Gary Clemenceau, the only guy brave enough to give Dracula a bong and a landlord complex. Dracula's a BUMMER, man — a real trip through the dark side. ---- Publisher's Note: "Welcome to the latest from cult author Gary Clemenceau! Note that there are multiple voices in this novel; it's not all stoned first-person. Like the original Dracula , this book is told via journal entries and letters from various people , to include: TOD; Bunny; Luce; Walter; Van HELSING, etc. And like Mina Harker in the original, it's Bunny who steals this book." AUTHOR's NOTE: "There are MULTIPLE voices in this novel, folks, not just one. It's not all stoned first-person. Like the original Dracula , this book is told via journal entries and letters from various people , to include: TOD; Bunny; Luce; Walter; Van HELSING, etc. Factually, like Mina Harker in the original, it's Bunny who steals the book. Check it out."