Imagine an alternate reality--where Jane Austen, Henry David Thoreau, George Eliot, Leo Tolstoy, Emily Dickinson, Emma Lazarus, Oscar Wilde, Marcel Proust, Colette, Virginia Woolf, and Franz Kafka--all lived longer lives--wrote the poems, stories, and books we read in school--one of which changed history--and lived happily ever after with someone of the same gender. Get a cup of tea, turn off your phone, and let's travel to this other world! "Andrew Ramer has gifted us with a unique addition to his remarkable body of work. His new book, Ever After , takes the reader on a journey of the imagination that has no parallel. Read this slender book and prepare to be enchanted." --Gay Hendricks, author of The Big Leap "Andrew Ramer celebrates his personal literary saints by imagining them into queerer shapes, or what they would have been like had their lives reflected queerness they didn't express or perhaps understand. He challenges us to think about the relation between writing and life in new ways, and to recognize that whether or not the geniuses who shaped our culture were queer, there is something inherently queer about genius." --Joy Ladin, author of The Future Is Trying to Tell Us Something "The transformed lives that Andrew Ramer dreams up for us in Ever After are spookily believable. I trust these wild, ingenious histories and the deep truths they convey: that desire is the life force, that our bodies can be answered prayers, that our souls recognize each other and are meant to touch." --Joan Larkin, author of My Body "In Ever After, Andrew Ramer weaves his beautiful prose and fanciful imagination with startling concrete details to convince readers their previous knowledge about the lives of beloved authors was inaccurate. His telling of their stories is instead the accurate one. He allows these authors to live longer, more fulfilling lives. Ever After is a delightful, engaging read." --Miriam Ruth Black, author of Shayna "In each of these charming counterfactual biographies, chance extends the life of a famous writer of homophilic inclination. Andrew Ramer taps his many skills--poet, novelist, seer, chronicler of queer culture--to imagine his subjects living openly and enjoying plausible, pleasurable second acts. They write books that we, alas, will never read. But these tales, delightful in their domestic simplicity, are here to remind us that what we long for could be just around the corner." --Jonathan Lerner, author of Swords in the Hands of Children "The Russian writer Yevgeny Zamayatin compared each person to a novel: 'Until the very last page, you don't know how it will end. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth reading.' In Ever After , Andrew Ramer provides a final twist to some of the world's greatest authors. In this collection, told with wit and compassion, Ramer imagines new chapters in these writers' lives--and, in so doing, invites us to consider how we, too, might reimagine ours." --Andrew Lawler, author of The Secret Token "What if the past had been a little different? Andrew Ramer is the master of mythologizing the human story. What an imaginative and insightful way to consider how arbitrary, evanescent and changeable our ideas of reality are! What if all those stories about unhappy homosexuals had turned out happily ever after instead? Ever After offers over ten such alternative stories. Seeing how things could have been different gives us hope they still might be different. And that's what brings it about." --Toby Johnson, author of Gay Perspective "It seems like Andrew Ramer is doing something delightfully simple here: Imaging other, queer life trajectories for some of our most beloved writers. In reality, he's doing something delightfully subversive as well. He's telling us that other, more just and juicy worlds are possible, and that we can imagine our way into those worlds if we have but a smidgeon of the creativity Ramer brings to these stories." --Sheri Hostetler, author of So We and Our Children May L Eli Andrew Ramer is the author of several books from Wipf and Stock including Ever After , a queer extension of the lives of 11 famous writers, Revelations for a New Millennium , and five books of Jewish stories: Texting with Angels , Queering the Text , Torah Told Different , Deathless , and Fragments of the Brooklyn Talmud . He's a co-author of the international best seller Ask Your Angels and the author of Angel Answers . An ordained maggid (sacred storyteller in the Jewish tradition) he lives in Oakland, California up the street from an amusement park called Fairyland. For more information on his writing and teaching please visit his website - www.andrewramer.com