He mansplains. He interrupts. He says "not all men" when literally no one asked. Sound familiar? Ew, Men: The Book of Icks is the brutally honest, darkly hilarious catalog of everything women have been thinking but society told them not to say. From weaponized incompetence to emotional labor extortion, from "devil's advocate" energy to the audacity of calling basic decency an achievement—this book names every single pattern, behaviour, and systemic choice that makes women want to scream into the void. This isn't a self-help book. This is a reckoning. Organized into four devastating sections, Ew, Men takes you on a journey from eye-rolling annoyances to soul-crushing systemic oppression: Part One: The Daily Grind - The small, infuriating behaviours that happen every. Single. Day. - Part Two: The Relationship Icks - Communication failures, emotional unavailability, and the performative "good guy" routine - Part Three: The System - When personal habits reveal the patriarchal machine grinding beneath the surface - Part Four: The Reckoning - The uncomfortable truths about power, privilege, and why change never comes until it's too late Perfect for: Women who are tired of being gaslit about their own experiences - Anyone who's ever been told they're "too sensitive" for noticing misogyny - Readers who appreciate sharp social commentary wrapped in devastating humor - Book clubs looking to have the most cathartic discussion of the year - Men who genuinely want to understand why women are exhausted (spoiler: it's you) Written with: The precision of someone who's kept receipts - The humor of someone who's learned to laugh or cry - The rage of someone who's been told to calm down one too many times - The hope that naming the problem is the first step to fixing it What Readers Are Saying: "Finally, someone said it." "I laughed, I got angry, I sent screenshots to everyone I know." "Every woman will recognize herself in these pages. Every man should recognize himself too! That's the point." "Equal parts comedy special and cultural critique. I've never felt so seen."