Hilariously Relatable – This sign says what we’re all thinking. “Do Not Disturb Unless You’re Bleeding Profusely” sets the record straight in the most sarcastic way possible. Perfect for Desk, Office, or Break Room – Place it next to your computer, cubicle wall, or espresso machine to keep distractions at bay. Bold and Eye-Catching Design – Measuring 6.3 x 3.9 inches in a classic caution sign shape. Bright yellow with black bold text ensures everyone gets the message. Ideal Gift for Overworked Coworkers – Great for birthdays, promotions, Admin Day, or just because your teammate lives on caffeine and deadlines. White Elephant or HR-Friendly Gag – A top pick for office gift exchanges, funny coworker presents, or for your friend who’s done being interrupted. Tired of interruptions? Let this bold and hilarious “Do Not Disturb Unless…” sign do the talking for you. Whether you're in deep focus, mid-coffee ritual, or on the edge of burnout, this mini caution sign is your passive-aggressive best friend. It’s the ultimate funny office decor for the caffeine-fueled professional. Featuring lines like “The office is on fire” or “You come bearing double espresso,” this sign is perfect for those who work hard and have a sharp sense of humor. Display it on your desk, give it to a teammate, or use it as a low-key HR-safe way to scream: leave me alone.