Guiding American Buffalo, Brown Bear and Prairie Dog Hunters is for every hunter's and outdoorsmen‘s libraries. Willie Dvorak tells non-hunting tales of hijinks and calamities that occurred on his hunting trips that have spanned several continents and all over the United States and Canada. Sometimes he’s the guide. Sometimes, he’s being guided. Always, he’s entertaining and funny. This book will have you giggling out loud--maybe have you gasping for air. Each story is a five-to-ten-minute read. They are Willie’s best campfire stories, selected to strain your laughter glands. The stories within this book will leave you thoroughly entertained. “With the first punch of Willie’s witty humor, I was hooked. I’m going to put this on my bookshelf right between my Hemingway’s and Twain’s.” --Forrest Cutler Besides being a leading guide for Alaska brown bears, American bison, and South Dakota prairie dogs, Willie is a published author for several publications and periodicals. These stories from around Willie’s campfire have remained unprinted--until now. This is the first chance to have the entirety in your den, trophy room, bathroom, backpack, or hunting lodge. With each story, this 25+-year professional guide brings an insider perspective of guiding hunters. His no-holds-barred entertainment strategy is immediately evident from the first story to the last. He’ll ruthlessly go for your funny bone. You’ll enjoy these stories and many more: “Bear in Camp” - “Mark’s Kidney Stone” - “Australian Brazilian” - “Hunters’ Myths” - “Storytelling Tutorial” There are 37 gut-busters in all. Each chapter delivers a hysterical glimpse into the life of being a professional guide for 25+ years, leading hunters from all walks of life, all skill levels, and from all corners of the world as they create lifetime memories in the outdoors. These are unclad stories of the personalities that have shared campfires, bush plane rides, and many hours on the mountain glassing for animals while enjoying the outdoors, pursuing everything from bison and prairie dogs in South Dakota to brown bears in Alaska. The picturesque backdrop for all of these stories is magnificent. The chase is such a small part of the hunt, obvious by the stories told on the pages within. It’s the human nature dynamic that intrigues at an intensity that overloads your ability to distinguish reasonable from unbelievable. With only occasional exceptions, the chase of the hunt takes a backseat to the human element. The stories focus on the hijinks, tomfoolery, and calamity of interactive human behavior. Truth is stranger than fiction. These stories are strange--and so funny. Guiding American Buffalo, Brown Bear and Prairie Dog Hunters offers an invigorating pick-me-up for anyone that needs a good laugh. Escape into laughter with each page. "Willie Dvorak’s stories are the funniest stories I’ve ever heard in a hunting camp. The stories in this book capture the spirit and humor that impale deep into the funny bone.” --Robert Tiff “When reading this, you’ll get a glimpse into Willie’s life of guiding over 2,000 hunters from around the world. I’ve never met anybody that can make me laugh as much as he does. After being around him for just a few days, my cheeks are sore from smiling.” --Josh Ebert “Willie Dvorak is a true conservationist, a master guide, and an entertainer who is willing to share his knowledge with all that will listen.” --Kevin Prickett