Viciousness on the Lawn. Croquet was the only sport where men and women competed, which meant it was a bloodsport. Cheating was rampant. Flirting was mandatory. Annotated by The Cheating Sportsman , this manual teaches how to win at all costs. Lessons include: The Foot Foul: "Accidentally" moving the ball. - The Tight Croquet: Smashing your opponent into the bushes. - The Ankle Glimpse: The real reason to play. - The Sulk: Losing with maximum drama.