This (slightly inappropriate) coloring book contains some of the happiest dongs, shlongs, and dingalings you will ever see! From the artist that brought you the Happy Peens, Weens and Willies Coloring Book, here's the squeekquel baby!!!! This time they're lounging by the pool! They're discovering new sextracaricular activities! They're enjoying their DAMN lives! ...and overall just being downright adorable. Here's why you'll love this coloring book: Stress relief that's not boring! These pages are meant to keep you ENTERTAINED. Yes, you will be ~zenning out~ but you'll be doing so by ~coloring some adorable wangs~ - Drawn by a classically trained artist, these works aren't computer-generated like some others. They're each hand-drawn with a ton of detail, thought, and intention. - The pages are drawn like they are drawings composed in 6B pencil, allowing the final work to look like something that looks like it's hand-drawn instead of printed and colored. - Varied intricacy in page design and detailing(so you can pick exactly ~whatever you're in the mood for~) - You don't have to worry about color bleeding through! The pages are printed on one side, so you can easily remove and frame your finished masterpenises! - It's a surprise hit at bachelor(ette) parties, random brunches, movie nights, self-care days, as a surprise present to your loved ones, at hangouts with your grandparents, as an airplane activity, to put in a gift bag, to add a touch of hilarity to any occasion, and in at least 84,347 other situations! - Large 8.5x11 page sizes with 53 hand-drawn illustrations! From the author: In publishing my SECOND book of dongs, I don't entirely understand how I got here...but I can tell you that this work poured out of me! I was giggling like a giddy kid while drawing these, and I hope that translates in your coloring experience. I intend that while you color this book, you're reminded that art and creativity can turn your day and mood around for the better--it doesn't need to be serious to be good for our mental health. Love you! Mean it!