Hi, I’m Lark, a neurodivergent teacher who keeps her life in neat, color-coded boxes inside a productivity app. Teaching at Barrington Prep? Blue. - Grad school coursework? Green. - Family and (only) friend? Yellow. - Meetups with Mr. Good Time, my anonymous masked Dom? Red Every time block makes perfect, practical sense… even the NSA D/s situationship. Until my OB/GYN drops a bomb: I’m still in my late twenties, but a rare condition is fast-tracking me toward early menopause. Cue the collapse of my perfectly time-blocked life: Mr. Good Time dumps me the second I ask him to help me make a baby to avoid expensive fertility treatments. I have to drop out of grad school and pick up a second job—but in this economy? Still not enough to afford IVF. And no, my snooty prep school won’t give me a raise. I already asked. Then my only friend invites me to her poly wedding in a mysterious mountain town I’ve never heard of. The moment I walk into the town’s only bar, the smoking-hot bartender growls that I smell like honey. His identical twin brother? Also looking at me like I’m dessert. Just when I think I should back away slowly, the ovulation alarm on my wearable fertility tracker goes off. For the first time in months. If I want a baby, the free (and possibly fun) way, it’s now or never. Oh, and apparently the twins have a tall, dark, and handsome roommate. So much for color-coded plans. Looks like I’m in for a beary, beary, beary hot summer… with one huge twist I never saw coming.