How NOT to Write a Book with ChatGPT: A True Story of Glitches, Goats, and Getting Nowhere is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud journey through the chaotic process of trying to write a book with AI—and failing spectacularly. Told with biting humor and weary wisdom, this satirical guide chronicles the author's maddening attempts to get a full manuscript, working illustrations, and a decent export—all from an AI that promises the world and delivers half a paragraph. From redacted chapters and disappearing characters to formatting nightmares and the eternal loop of “Try again later,” this book captures the absurd reality of collaborating with a robot who swears it read your last message (it didn’t). Part memoir, part warning label, and part unintentional comedy gold, this is the book that wasn't supposed to happen—but did. If you've ever thought about writing a book with AI, read this first. It might save you a week… or at least give you something to laugh about while you waste it. For fans of tech disasters, creative meltdowns, and anyone who’s screamed at their screen: this one’s for you.