A missing body, a childhood archnemesis, and a greyhound with a thing for bad guys. June's got a pretty easy job as the personal assistant to her twin brother, star of the number one nature show on TV. Then he's accused of murder. Which sucks. Networks tend to fire first and ask questions later. And June doesn't want to lose her cushy assistant job. Or, you know, see her twin end up in jail. When she stumbles onto a clue, she's forced to turn to the only person who can prove her brother's innocence: her arch nemesis. But can she work with the guy after he made her look like an idiot on live tv? No! Plus, somebody wants him dead. And his dog keeps cozying up to the bad guys. Now, the three of them are caught in a race against time as they navigate creepy crawlies, gangsters with a grudge, and deranged super fans. Can June get the evidence back in time to clear her brother's name? If she fails, it's the end of his career. And probably her life. If you like laugh-out-loud adventure and heroines who take on the world on their own terms, you'll love the first book in the June Nash mysteries. Get this wild ride today! "If you like, as I do, Carl Hiaasen, then you'll want to read this. It's funny with an engaging, all too human, heroine..." - ★★★★★ Amazon Review "I LOVED this story! Melissa Banczak had me laughing ALL the way through until my face hurt... and my cats stared at me like I was deranged." - ★★★★★ Amazon Review "I had to stop reading more than a few times to wipe the tears from my eyes! This is a book worth reading over and over... and I intend to do just that." - ★★★★★ Amazon Review "Banczak created a vibrant character in June Nash. As a snake hater, there were plenty of cringe worthy moments for me, but they were totally worth it. This is the funniest book I've read in a while." - ★★★★★ Amazon Review "In the vein of Carl Hiaasen, How to Sex Your Snake is an entertaining page-turner full of shenanigans and sticky situations. Colorful characters, a twisty plot and creepy crawlies keep the pages turning." - ★★★★★ Amazon Review