'How To Succeed On Wall St. and Why You Should Absolutely Not Do It' is a self-help manual written for those who are chasing the American Dream while also running away from the American Nightmare. S.A. Thomas , a life-long New Yorker with the attitude and brogue to match, has given the world his ‘Moron’s Memoir’ in an attempt to both entertain and educate. His unique story darts along the manic vicissitudes of Wall St. life in acute directions, with stops in a warped cult, a notorious college, an Ayahuasca sit or two, amongst many others, and of course crashing headfirst into the vicious journey through the sphincter of Wall St. S.A. gives the reader an uncensored look in areas most avoid undertaking. Nothing is withheld in this tell-all memoir, where all is forsaken, and perspective is what you make of it. Rife with Protocols , in the form of Pro-Tips gathered from two decades in the business, this is what you need to know before entering the arena. Mr. Thomas also offers an accompanied playlist, intentionally chosen for impact by a man who, as a DJ, believes music is life. Quotes To Consider offer the reader perspectives on topics from thought leaders who have inspired him over his journey. W hether you are a Wall St. Veteran who resonates with the nostalgic truths within, or an undergrad thinking that the world of decimal points can help your own equation, this book offers both . Risk and Reward are foundations of all investments and S.A. clearly lays out how his have changed over a life lived chasing that elusive American Dream. From modest beginnings in Brookyln and Staten Island to jet-setting across the globe, and ultimately quitting at the pinnacle, the truth is often beguiling and inspiring - be it a nightmare or a dream. Business isn't difficult; PEOPLE make business difficult.  I don't sell. I help people. The more I seem to do that, the more I seem to sell. People like receiving help and will usually like a person who proactively looks to help. If I know someone is going through a hard time, I take it as a responsibility to hold space for that person, professionally. We don't always hold space in the corporate world. This book is intended to speak to the 2.5 GPA or lower, the first in their family to step into the real world, and to that guy who knows no one in any business but has the hunger and drive to succeed. If you have the silver spoon or whale belt already, there is no hate or jealousy here. Use that spoon to eat and that belt to hold up your pants to the best of your ability. To those who use a spork because it performs two functions equally well and saves time, space, and money: This is for you. Some say the streets are lined with gold, while others say they are faulted beyond repair. Jump into his convertible, while Chauffeur S.A. Thomas takes you for a spin around Wall St. A true insider's tale of the perilous and prestigious that exist in Big Finance, with GPS-like guidance in the form of Pro-Tips, told with an authentic New York accent. Cruising around you can almost smell the greed and taste the hustle, seasoned with just the right amount of salt. S.A. takes the wheel with unbridled vigor and brutal honesty, the likes of which 'The Street' has never revealed (nor sanctioned). Listen as your driver's radio dial spins to a story of avoiding traffic, while hitting plenty of potholes. This is the story of a Wall St. Veteran, who despite never being given the keys to the kingdom, found his direction forward. The streets are littered with broken dreams but remember: not all who wander are lost. Readers Say ... ​ "This is not only a book about how to succeed on Wall Street; rather this is a fantastical montage that is more akin to a Danny DeVito tirade being mashed up into a Pink Floyd album. The result is a terrific blend of common sense rules to navigate the ups and downs of life." Frank T. Timons Founder, CEO and CIO of Pier 88 Investment Partners "Steve is a Moron, but he tells it how it is, and I trust him. He is fiercely loyal and doesn't back down from a fight when he believes he's right. He also has the ability to rise above it all and shows a fascinating and entertaining perspective to keep us all sane." Dan Katzner CIO, Managing Partner - Skaana Partners LP Meet Steve   S.A. Thomas, aka Steve, is a 20-year Wall St. Veteran who was born and raised in NYC, currently residing in Staten Island, New York. He has held various roles throughout his career and is currently a Managing Director at an Investment Brokerage, focusing on Convertible Bonds. Never comfortable being confined to a box, Steve's free spirit has taken him around the globe externally, and to other realms internally.  He is a seeker of wisdom and an admitted Moron of Main St.  Mr. Thomas attended the premier S.I Tech High School and continued to the University at Albany (SUNY), barely graduating both times. He believes that through creativity we may heal and be healed and is the founder of Creative