Visiting Grandma’s house? Good luck. Welcome to the ultimate survival guide for kids ages 6–10 who love their grandma… but know her house is full of weird rules, suspicious Jell-O, bedtime at 6PM, and furniture that might eat you. How to Survive Grandma’s House is a hilarious, illustrated chapter book packed with laughs, odd traditions, and real-life grandma chaos. With 30 wildly imaginative tips and “officially tested” advice, this laugh-out-loud guidebook helps kids survive everything from ancient snack bowls to overaffectionate cats named Meatball. This is not a joke. Grandma’s house is wild. She has a candy dish with zero candy, bedtime before cartoons, and a couch you’re not allowed to sit on. Ever. How to Survive Grandma’s House is your official (and totally tested) survival guide. Inside, you’ll find 30 strange things kids face at Grandma’s — like surprise meatloaf, too many hugs, and furniture that might be older than America. You’ll learn: – How to say “no thank you” to Jell-O politely – What to do if you accidentally trigger story time – How to hide vegetables without getting caught If you’ve ever made it through a weekend at Grandma’s, you deserve a trophy. Or at least this book. Perfect for ages 6–10, this laugh-out-loud book is part funny chapter book, part survival manual — and 100% true.* (*Probably.)