Doggos: do you feel like your hoomans aren't giving you the five-star service you deserve? This guide is for all the dogs out there wishing your hoomans would serve you better. Improve your standard of living today! Pawket sized for doggos on the go and in the field. Chock-full of practical tips and proven strategies for getting your hooman to do what you want when you want it! This handy guide covers things like getting off on the right paw with your new hooman, a hooman user's guide, appropriate training strategies, retaliation techniques, and more! You deserve only the best. So, make it happen today! Woof. 1st Place Winner of the 2022 Delaware Press Association Contest! ★★★★★ From the author of the beloved series, The Finn Chronicles comes a new book... just for the dogs! Finn shares all he's learned from training his difficult but loveable rescue hoomans in this hard-hitting and hilarious training guide. If you've ever been owned by a dog, you'll relate to this book, laugh like crazy and be captivated by its charms. "The book is full of laugh out loud instructions for dogs. Finn uses his popular hashtags to make things even funnier. #WhosTheAlpha #You’reTheAlpha #SayItWithMe. The illustrations and graphics will bring a smile to your face as Finn encourages other dogs to become their best selves. With the way our world has been lately, we can all use a good chuckle! How To Train Your Hooman: A Field Guid e is a great gift for any dog lover. " - Kerrin Parris My Schnauzer Windsor loaned me the new book How to Train Your Hooman, A Field Guide , opened to the page about keeping hoomans from running amok. Should I be insulted? Also, is it a typo where the author calls simple cuddling on laps a strategic form of dominance? Asking for a friend." – Fay Jacobs, Award Winning Author and Humorist Finn's dutiful transcriber, Gwen Romack (aka The Squishy One), is a Maryland native, avid dog lover, and rescue volunteer. Gwen and her husband Evan (aka The Hairy One) initially agreed to foster Finn to work on some behavior issues and get him ready for a furever family. She began posting Finn's weekly updates on social media as a way to help prospective adopters fall in love with Finn. But it became clear pretty quickly that Finn was already home. The posts had become so popular that she decided to continue sharing Finn's view of life as a dog rescuing his difficult hoomans. When her corporate job as an ethics, compliance and anti-corruption officer was eliminated in the early days of the COVID pandemic, Gwen decided it was time to develop Finn's funny updates into books for everyone to enjoy. Since the first book was published in July 2020, Finn has brought laughter and joy to fans in the US, UK, Canada, Germany, Australia, Argentina, Cambodia, the Philippines, Brazil and even the Swiss Alps. Both books reached best-seller status and hot new release status on Amazon's charts and his fans get to enjoy his daily antics through social media. As Finn's popularity grew and the books took off, Finn's fans started asking for more. Finn's latest book is a field guide for dogs everywhere trying to train and manage their hoomans. It's full of proven strategies and techniques for wrangling hoomans to do what dogs want! Anyone who's ever been owned by a dog will relate and laugh out loud. Finn and Gwen also spend time volunteering in schools by offering interactive and engaging Zoom guest-teaching sessions. The students learn about developing a character's persona, inspirational child authors, how to write and publish a book, how to do a wiggle-butt dance break, and more. Learn more at: www.thefinnchronicles.com and https: //linktr.ee/gwenromack