Classic vintage cars are timeless like the elderly in your family. Make them feel better about their age and let them know they are classic and special and not old by wearing this design on Christmas and Holiday season festivities, antique car shows, etc "I'm Not Old I'm a Classic" Ugly Christmas Sweater Design is a hilarious present idea and gag gifts for 50, 60, 70-year-old men and women, for dads, grandfathers, husbands, boyfriends, and dads of all generations, for all occasions. Get Yours Today. 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck