🐩 THE PERFECT GAG GIFT FOR THE GLUTEN-FREE, DOG-OBSESSED MOM IN YOUR LIFE! 🥑 Are you—or someone you love— living a Whole Foods, oat milk, designer-dog lifestyle? Does their dog eat better than most humans? Do they have strong opinions on cross-contamination and poodle-to-retriever ratios? If so, this book is the ultimate funny, over-the-top, yet disturbingly accurate gift. 📖 WHAT’S INSIDE? This hilarious, satirical memoir covers the real struggles of being an elite, gluten-free Goldendoodle parent, including: ✅ How One Dinner Roll Changed My Life – The gluten-free awakening. ✅ My Doodle’s Grooming Bill Costs More Than My Rent – The price of perfection. ✅ If Your Dog Sheds, I’m Just… Concerned – The hypoallergenic superiority complex. ✅ The Politics of Luxury Dog Daycare – Welcome to the world of VIP doodle cliques. ✅ How to Casually Mention You’re Gluten-Free Within 30 Seconds – It’s an art form . ✅ Why My Dog’s DNA Test Was More Exciting Than My Own – Priorities, people. 💁♀️ WHO IS THIS BOOK FOR? ✔️ Doodle moms & dog lovers who take pet parenting a little too seriously. ✔️ Gluten-free friends who will laugh (or feel deeply seen). ✔️ The person who spends their paycheck at Whole Foods & Lululemon. ✔️ Anyone who needs a hilarious gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because. 📦 WHY YOU NEED IT: 🎁 It’s the ultimate gag gift – Pair it with a bag of overpriced dog treats for extra laughs! 😂 It’s laugh-out-loud funny – A perfect coffee table or bathroom book. 📚 It’s secretly way too relatable – If you don’t think this is funny… you might be the target audience. BUY NOW and give the gift of laughter, selective superiority, and doodle-parent realness! 🥑🐩💅