🏡 Think you’re a good neighbor? Bless your heart. If I Was a Good Neighbor is the laugh-out-loud survival guide to suburban life, awkward encounters, and the unspoken art of avoiding eye contact while taking out the trash. Inside, you’ll find 80 side-splitting entries packed with: 💡 A sarcastic “tip” on how to deal with neighbors (without losing your mind) 😂 A short, painfully relatable real-life scenario that’ll make you laugh—and cringe—in equal measure From navigating the politics of shared fences and barking dogs, to pretending you didn’t see that Amazon delivery, this book captures the hilarity of modern neighborhood living. Whether you’re in a quiet cul-de-sac, a noisy apartment block, or the middle of nowhere with one weird neighbor and a chicken coop, you’ll see yourself (and your neighbors) in every page. Read one entry a day to keep the petty vibes away—or binge them all while listening to your neighbor’s lawnmower for the third time this week. Perfect as a funny housewarming gift, coffee table book, or a little reminder that no one truly has “the perfect neighbor.”