A horse is a horse, of course, of course . . . well, unless that horse happens to be Incitatus, who not only is the famous “victor” of the Circus Maximus but also the favorite of the Emperor Caligula . . . . Because of his newfound fame, he quickly becomes the least favorite of the other senators, including Gnaeus. Gnaeus is a poor senator of no importance, especially compared to Incitatus, who is now a newly minted senator. Read on about the hilarity and insanity ensues when Caligula stirs up competition between his beloved horse and his less-than-beloved senators!