Malefic snowmen. Eldritch trains. Fanatical bovines. Dii Van Damme was having a bad week when the universe decided to sneeze, and accidentally uncovered some of its secrets. When the reality he knew turned out to be a lie, he reacted like any proper human would: improvise, adapt, and kill an evil snowman with a can of beans. Now, armed with a stolen cosmic power and an unhealthy amount of spite, he’s ready to power-play his way out of this nightmare. But the deeper he digs, the bigger the conspiracy. Every puzzle piece uncovered sheds light on an ever grander design—a design meant to keep humanity under a boot, and the powers that be relegated to the service of entertainment. Intelligent Systems see all of creation as their playground and entire realms battle for control. The game is rigged—but Dii has the ultimate cheat code: human ingenuity, defiance, and the sheer refusal to quit. One insignificant human against cosmic tyranny? Sounds like a fair fight.