The obvious has never been as hilariously or relentlessly rephrased! Transitioning is dress rehearsal for suicide, H1B infinijeets are a scourge to life itself and the latest separation of the truth from the real from your local homeless schizo - all finally committed to print. Sure, this is a joke. I joke about a lot of things but I never lie. Vol. II of the I Told You So Trilogy emphasizes that yes, it really is All One Thing™ "This book should be perpetually at the bottom of some High Schooler's bookbag, bent out of shape and loved, the only book they will ever actually read in those four years, all the while getting passing grades in classes that specifically require the reading of books." - Cody Clarke, author of Kill The Indie "This book is addressing the naked emperor acting like he's not waving his dick around" - DAME DIGITAL "It's All One Thing elevates the comedic aphorism to a theatrical cruelty, it's as if Schopenhauer came back to life but you forced him to live in the middle of NYC on acid. Stained Hanes pokes holes at the often surreal, degrading, nonsensical and terminally online society we are barely all living in today, walking through the spiritual ruins of what could have been, or may not have been, or could never be. Some may think this work is one of nihilistic criticism that offers little in the way of positivity. But within it are tiny moments mixed in with all of the irony, cynical irreverence and bile, of cherishing the few tender and meaningful things we have left in the world." - Gio Pennacchietti "This book cured me of bisexuality" - Margot T Travis "If Tom Wolfe had imbibed a bit more Electric Kool-Aid and passed his Acid Test, he might have written something similar to It's All One thing, a collection of frenetic prose and poetry from the inimitable Stained Hanes that captures the contours of the Current Thing." - Dan Baltic, author of NUTCRANKR, Publisher of New Ritual Press, Co-Host of New Write