Note To Self: Don’t Fall For Your Tour Guide's "Rock Solid" Tower of Pisa. There are two types of people: planners and chaos-makers. I, Katie Crawford, am the former—color-coded, laminated, and ready for anything. So when my fiancé dumps me for being too Type A, I do the logical thing: fly to Italy with my cougar aunt’s senior-swingers’-bus-tour to prove I can be spontaneous. The plan: Loosen up. Be fun . Win my fiancé back. The problem: Him. Matteo Monti—ridiculously gorgeous, charming, and smug. My Italian tour guide who treats life like a never-ending holiday. He calls me Checklist. I call him Walking Red Flag. Now, thanks to some highly suspicious booking errors, we’re sharing hotel rooms, stealing kisses under Venetian stars, and fighting over who's in control (Spoiler: It’s me. Obviously). Tour Guide Rule #1: Don’t Catch Feelings. Ciao, I’m Matteo, and I have a system. Show tourists Italy, flex my forearms, avoid emotional entanglements. Simple, right? Until I meet her —Katie—stubborn, uptight, and impossible to resist. The more I push, the harder she pushes back. And now? I'm forgetting why I ever made rules at all. She's running from perfect. I'm hiding from forever. But on these winding Italian roads, we might just crash right into love. A spicy, laugh-out-loud romcom about desire, detours, and what happens when life refuses to follow the itinerary. Meghan Quinn fans will love this Opposites Attract, Vacation Fling, Road Trip romance with steamy Forced Proximity and Snarky Banter as Foreplay. Come escape to Italy and get your copy today! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Italy Can Bite Me is an absolute delight —the kind of book that makes you... fall completely in love. —Laura Gerez, Goodreads Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Matteo is the ultimate Italian book boyfriend. I was so into the story and rooting for Katie the whole time. —honeydipped229, StoryGraph/Fable Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ So fun and cute! I couldn't stop laughing... a great rom-com with loads of charm. —poshwithjess, ARC Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A perfect road trip romance. Katie and Matteo are the perfect yin and yang. Snarky banter as foreplay? Yes please. —Dawn Cole, Fable Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ... steamy but sweet in just the right way. Aunt Deb and the seniors? A laugh-out-loud bonus. —KatherineT, Goodreads Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Looking for fun banter and laughter along the way? This book is for you! A perfect blend of chaos and heart. —Mrs. Pen, Fable Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Her accessible writing style makes it an enjoyable read, with... unexpected twists. —Domi, Goodreads Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Katie's growth from control freak to spontaneous adventurer is so satisfying to watch unfold —and Aunt Deb is iconic.—drishi97, Fable Reviewer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️From the moment I picked it up, I knew I was in for a treat. I laughed out loud, swooned hard, and felt genuinely moved. It's a proper gem. —Josie_Bookstagram, Bookstagrammer