Funny Emergency Box for When Capitalism Gets Too "Real": This hand-cranked music box blasts The Internationale to "overthrow" daily struggles. Perfect for curing Monday blues, awkward Zoom meetings, or surviving your boss's 10th email of the day. Old Chic Design: Featuring a golden hammer-and-sickle crank, and retro red painting aiming to be an eye-catching piece. Unscrew the back to add your own "emergency supplies" to make it even funnier. Add Humorous Atmosphere to Your Work: When capitalism's grind has you chanting "Workers of the world, unite…for a coffee break!" - this absurd emergency-themed music box is your comedic lifeline. Multi-Purpose Mischief: Use it as a desk toy to 'annoy' coworkers. And make office roasts about heavy and repetitive work. Turn the crank to unleash communist chaos! Unique Music Box: This emergency box is crafted from wood and a crank-operated musical movement is built inside. Turn the crank it will play the 15s music excerpts of Internationale. Turn it slowly for a satirical, off-key rendition - because ‘revolutions’ shouldn't be rushed, making the moment more satirical and funny. Warning: Adult Humor Ahead!
This gift is designed for those who can laugh at life's absurdities - and maybe even their own job description. If you're easily offended, this might not be your "comrade." But for everyone else, it's the perfect way to add a dash of chaos to your desk or gift it to a coworker who needs a laugh.
Specs: Size: 5.86x4.3x2 inches (fits perfectly to your desk, get ready to turn the crank).
Materials: Paulownia wood box, Alloy movement, and 100% irony.
Warning: May cause spontaneous debates about surplus value.